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Once again my loyal friends we travel back to fandom land where all the wonderful creatures made by all the greatest of authors live but even the creatures who were created by the most infantile of writers must live somewhere. A young ninja found himself pondering along an un-distinguished path in the deepest part of the woods. His training had been getting a little out of hand lately and he seemed to be in demand in more and more fanfiction. He was currently lost. "Dammit, if I'm late for another fanfiction Sakura's gonna knock me over the head again, Dattebayo," mumbled the lost ninja to himself. Suddenly something caught his eye. At firs

Once upon a time, in a land ruled by over-hormonal fangirls and sexual fantasies there lived a handsome young man named Edward Elric. Now Ed was of simple birth, with long flowing golden hair and beautiful golden eyes. Although he had a slight inferiority concerning his height. He was slightly short for the average fifteen year old and when called short would often mistake people for calling him a ' runt so tiny he could only be seen with a magnifying glass.' One day Edward was calmly walking through Fandom Land when a strange looking young man caught his eye. Said young man was leaning againist a tree, looking rather moody with his shirt un-

Edward vs. Edward Once upon a blank piece of paper, two very different characters from two very different fandoms happened to bump into each other. One was short (but don't tell him that!), had long blond hair pulled back in a braid and wore a striking red overcoat. The other was tall, bronze-haired and wore a T-shirt with "I'm 2 sexy 4 my sparklz" printed on the front. The only traits they had in common were their genders, golden eyes, first names and the utter shock of meeting each other. Both gasped dramatically, pointed a finger at the other and yelled, "IT'S EDWARD CULLEN!" "IT'S EDWARD ELRIC!" After shouting the obvious truth to th